I will indulge your bisexual desires

So, today, I want to dress you up. I want you to be pretty for me. That's right, I said

pretty. You know, I spent a lot of time getting ready for you. Don't you think you should

return the favor? I want to put you in a pretty pink thong. Neon, preferably.

because I'm pretty sure it all slips your spleen so well.

I don't think I want you to wear a dress because honestly I'll be too scared.