Naughty SexEd

Sweetheart, come here. We need to have a talk.

You see, I was watching you the other day, and I realized you are not just a teeny ********** anymore.

And mommy misses having a teeny ********** around the house, and daddy's never around.

So, I think it's time we had to talk.

See, boys and girls, they're different. You're smart enough to know that.