random bedtime dialogue

Hello. You can't see us because it's dark, and there's a reason for that. It's because

neither of us is wearing any clothes. I just want to say that it's 1.40 in the morning,

and I was just minding my own business about an hour ago. Liar. Don't even start your lies.

Richard ****** so much more peacefully than I do, and he's so lucky that he just gets to like,

he can fall ****** anywhere, anytime. It's just a gift. I don't know. The gift of narcolepsy.