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$4,000 what is the definition of a wild goose?

Don't tell me, don't, don't, don't tell me, don't, don't prompt, don't anybody say anything, I know it, I know it, I know it, yes, yes, oh here it is, yes, a wild goose is one that is an inch off-center.

to have a salesman joke. This fella, his car broke down in front of a general store, see.

But what the poor sap didn't know was that the general store was a sham for a cat house.

He checked in under his hood and he found out that he was missing a 10 cent screw.